Red Rum

EDWARD NORTON.  I never stopped, but after watching his recent COB interview, and then basically every interview he's done these past few weeks to promote his new documentary and his running in the NYC marathon for his organization, I am loving him, HARDCORE, like after the first time I watched Fight Club.  Sure the dude is kinda pretentious and fairly pedantic at times, but he's adorkable and HIS VOICE!  IT IS LIKE HONEY AND BUTTER WITH MAPLE SYRUP AND HEAVY CREAM DRIPPING DOWN MY SMOOTH HOT THROAT.

I hate Google's new search box with its super huge text... maybe I'm a freak, but I like my text small.  And there's no option to switch it back.  And why the hell do I have tags here that I didn't add?  Stupid fuckery.

Do you gamble? If so, what's the largest sum of money you've ever won?

It was about $285.  I don't gamble much.  I'm not a big risk taker, except when I don't use prophylactics.

Hamburgers or cheeseburgers?  

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesebuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrgerrrrrrrrrrrrs.

I had a cheeseburger at IHOP.  It was weird.  Almost sacriligious.  BUT YOU HAVE PANCAKES AT IHOP!!!

I asked for mayo, but I think it was Miracle Whip.  I totally forgot about Miracle Whip!  When someone was telling me their friend liked to eat bread with Miracle Whip (gross), I kept thinking, "Huh?  Fake cream on bread? [Cool Whip] That's kinda gross."  Then I looked it up on the Internet and Miracle Whip is fake mayo.  Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah no that's even more gross.  I totally forgot about Miracle Whip, they haven't had commercials for that in a long time.  Anyway, I think they gave me Miracle Whip for my fry dipping, because it looked like cream, instead of mayonnaise.  Not surprised, times are tough.  Miracle Whip was popular during the Depression!

Kraft, you got fake food products down!  What's next?  Choco Whip?

WTF

If you stop being awesome I will hunt you down and make you be awesome.

I came to check to see if the QotD was any good, and as I glanced over Vox's most popular tag (for posts) cloud, I wondered: "Why so many Arashi fans on Vox?"  I already knew of two or three Arashi-centric blogs before seeing that; obviously there are more Arashi fans than I thought there were here if it's a top tag.  Or maybe it's a coincidence?  Arashi's gearing up for something right now (I think they released an album last month) so those few blogs are just tagging "Arashi" and the ilk like crazy.  Eh... some things are just better left alone.  So long!